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Realy? REALLY?!
Okay. So I'm going to a party tonight. For some relative I dont even know. First of all, this bitch is turning 90. 90FUCKINGYEARSOLD. And we're throwing a surprise party. I can see the headline tomorrow.
"90-Year-Old Woman Brutally Terrified On Her Birthday, Dies Of A Heart Attack"
Seriously people, you're gonna kill my aunt... Joyce? Yeah. Joyce. Because you're all fucking sadistic bastards that hate the elderly? Is this your way of getting rid of her before she becomes too crotchety?
Also.
Me- *le herping on the computer*
Le Grandmother- Derpina, get ready!
Me- *grumbles* fine, fine... *le takes shower, brushes teeth, puts on makeup*
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